|
|||||||||||| The EZINE WRITER |||||||||||
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A c t u a l Q u e s t i o n s T o :
T H E S M I T H S O N I A N M U S E U M
______________________-«{}»-_____________________
"...'Can a small plane land on the Mall?'
The caller was sure it could
since "all those planes in the Air and Space Museum
had to get there somehow..."
T
here's a mastadon in my back yard. Can you send some scientists to dig it up?
Do you have the Original Bible? You know, 10 Commands, tablets, Moses, etc?
What's the name of the guy who invented the wheel?
Where do you keep the flying saucers you've captured?
Can a small plane land on the Mall? The caller was sure it could since "all those planes in the Air and Space Museum had to get there somehow.
Is Fawn Hall's underwear on display?
Where is the Ark of the Covenant?
Does the Smithsonian display Civil War planes?
Is the Smithsonian interested in buying the carcass of Bigfoot?
Will the Smithsonian sell the Starship Enterprise, used for the popular "Star Trek" television show? "She only wanted it if the transporter was in working condition." ( The only
life-size Enterprise at the Smithsonian is the space shuttle of the same name ).
Do you have the coin George Washington tossed across the Delaware River?
Could the Smithsonian take a "petrified whale" off a caller's hands? He was referred to paleontology. "I told him that means 'very old biology,' and he said, 'Good because this is
a very old whale.'"
______________________<>_____________________
This has been another useless posting from
The EZINE WRITER emagazine!
%%% _________________________________________________________
Copywight 2014 - Elmer Fudd
All Wights Weserved
%%% _________________________________________________________
_______________________________
|||||| Bradley ||||||
Grand poobah and bathroom attendant.
mailto: EzineWriterOwner@gmail.com
________________________________
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
______________________________
|||||||||||| The EZINE WRITER |||||||||||
Designed With Your Mind In Mind
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Get more! Click here for our Facebook page!
KEYWORDS: the ezine writer, humor, memes, funny pics. smithsonian, museum, paleontology, George Washington, Starship
Enterprise, Bigfoot, Civil War. Ark of the Covenant, flying saucers, 10 Commandments, Moses, mastadon.
|
|
