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. Spent the 70's traveling around the country following the Grateful Dead.
2. Stormy marriage to Tanya Tucker lasted only six days.
3. Purple color the result of alcohol-induced hypertension.
4. Bitterly refers to "E.T." as "The Luckiest Damn Space Monkey in Hollywood".
5. Sexually harasses the production assistants as fast as they can hire them.
6. Is other half-brother of Roger Clinton.
7. He and Mickey Rourke were forcibly ejected from the Golden Nugget Casino in Las Vegas after assaulting a blackjack dealer.
8. Before plastic surgery, was one of the Jackson Five.
9. Offered Fred Flintstone a million dollars for one night with Dino.
10. Two words: silicone tail.
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