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"...We have
no porn movie house;
once a week someone leaves the shades up..."
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he City Jail is called amoebae, because it only has one cell.
Main Street - one block long -- dead ends in both directions.
McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
The phone book has only one page.
The 7-11 is a 3 1/2-5 1/2.
The New Year's baby was born in October.
The ZIP Code is a fraction.
The city limits signs are both on the same post.
Second Street is in the next town over.
There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
The clinic is called Joe's Hospital and Grill.
The town Hooker stands under a flashlight.
In order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened.
Instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols.
You have to make a reservation to use the parking meter.
During snowstorms, salt is spread using a salad shooter.
During a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner.
The class valedictorian had both the highest & lowest averages.
We have no porn movie house; once a week someone leaves the shades up.
The municipal water system's pump is supplied by Water Pik.
Before you visit someone, you just look out a window & see who is home.
There was no town idiot -- everybody has to take turns.
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