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T
he animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a
really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen
it on T.V."
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all
got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the
field and chose up teams and were ready to begin.
The lion's team received. They were able to get two first downs and
then had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for
the kick. He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he
crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeest,
knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.
Unfortunately, they lacked a place-kicker, and the score remained
6 - 0.
Late in the first half the lion's team scored a touchdown and the
mule kicked the extra point. The lion's team led at halftime 7 - 6. In
the locker room, the lion gave a pep talk.
"Look you guys. We can win this game. We've got the lead and
they only have one real threat. We've got to keep the ball away from
the rhino, he's a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it
away from the rhino."
The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the
rhino's team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino.
Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he
stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant
out of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the
twenty yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals
in sight anywhere near him.
The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead
rhino he saw a small centipede.
"Did you do this?" he asked the centipede.
"Yeah, I did." the centipede replied.
The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?"
"I was putting on my shoes."
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