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Top Ten Things Columbus Would Say
About America If He Were Alive Today
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"...Hey, my fo'shizzle thing finally caught on..."
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. "I discovered the New World, but who discovered these delicious Cinnabons?"
2. "Hey, my fo'shizzle thing finally caught on"
3. "Flu outbreaks, political chaos, vermin--this place hasn't changed a bit"
4. "It's humbling to realize that because of me Americans are getting 20% off on a mattress"
5. "How did you come to choose the leader you call 'Oprah'?"
6. "It's nice to see Cher is still around"
7. "As a fellow man of sea, I join you in mourning the death of 'Gilligan'"
8. "The finest chefs in Italy can't compare to Olive Garden"
9. "I discovered the continent and the only thing named after me is a city in Ohio?"
10. "Those 'Desperate Housewives' babes are sluttier than Queen Isabella"
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