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"...14. Almost hits a deer
15. Curses the night
16. Curses you
17. Curses the large slurpee..."
H
ERS:
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window
3. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer like any sensible person would
4. Arrives at destination presently
HIS:
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right
3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case
4. Finally rolls down window
5. Spits
6 Pulls up to a 7 -11
7.Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car
10. Passes gas
11. After he closes the door
12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
14. Almost hits a deer
15. Curses the night
16. Curses you
17. Curses the large slurpee
18. Drives and fiddles with radio
19. Yells at you for suggesting the map again
20.Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway
21. He hates your sister
22. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
23. He had to look up pernicious
24. Couldn't find a dictionary
25. finally found a dictionary
26. Couldn't spell pernicious
27. Seethes at the memory of it all
28. But she is laughing inside...
29. And of course you're still lost
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