Translate

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey







WELCOME TO
The EZINE WRITER emagazine!
• "Useless as a fireproof match" says Chicago Tribune! •

  We wish you a safe and happy holiday!

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!


***HAPPY THANKSGIVING***

• T h e  E Z I N E  W R I T E R • D E S I G N E D  W I T H  Y O U R  M I N D  I N  M I N D

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|||||||||||| The EZINE WRITER |||||||||||
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

H O W  T O  C O O K  A
T H A N K S G I V I N G  T U R K E Y
______________________-«{}»-_____________________
"...Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey..."

  S tep 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey,
( scotch), or J.D.

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

______________________<>_____________________

This has been another useless posting from
The EZINE WRITER emagazine!
%%%    _________________________________________________________

Copywight 2014 - Elmer Fudd
All Wights Weserved
%%%    _________________________________________________________
_______________________________
                    |||||| Bradley ||||||
Grand poobah and bathroom attendant.
mailto: EzineWriterOwner@gmail.com
________________________________
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
______________________________
|||||||||||| The EZINE WRITER |||||||||||
Designed With Your Mind In Mind
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
Get more! Click here for our Facebook page!

  KEYWORDS: the ezine writer, humor, memes, funny pics, turkey, whiskey, ovens, bottle, thermometer, Bake, Floor.

No comments:

Post a Comment